HighScribe

@whalekeeper

Well… In truth…. Bilbo… might be my bestie 😶‍🌫️ She also hates avocados, seafood, olives, turkey, onions, and… hmmm. I think those are all the Bilbo banes I can think of. Any of them should work.

@bilbo-baggins

*charges* EAT BROCCOLI! 🥦 SCHNIFF IT. And then tell us your secrets please 🥺

@beth-torres

Ah, good idea. Wait… how do you know that? No matter, as long as it works.

*Turns on Bilbo* CHAAARGE 🥦🥦🥦

@ellette-giselle

I suppose we shall spare the mongoose for entertainment 🧐

@whalekeeper

She’s scared of broccoli. That might get secrets out 🥦

No! Leave the mongoose be! We loves his lovely poetry!

@bilbo-baggins

Hmmm, I like Gandalf. I’ll put it on the name list.

@bilbo-baggins

Hmm. We might have to interrogate you. We’ll drag the secrets out of you somehow.

Any guinea pig name suggestions? They do not have names yet.

@bilbo-baggins

Oh dear me. I AM working on a project… but it is a TOP SECRET project of SECRETNESS. Those are my secrets.

Woah. So secretive.

@bilbo-baggins @power

That Mongoose has offended Bilbo, thus I must have roasted mongoose tonight 😔

@power

Ha! Thanks!

@ellette-giselle

Oh wait yes I’m sorry 😭 I shall be calm. *exhale* I shall think of tea and kittens.

@whalekeeper

I know!!!! It’s crazy!

Glad to see you back, @Power

@beth-torres

@power

don’t overwhelm the poor girl! Lol!

@power

Ahhh! The Black Mongoose! I’ve missed his wonderful posts

@bilbo-baggins

I like to write fantasy

Is there perhaps a project you are working on? If so, what is it about? Tell us your secrets.

I have fifty spoons.

And yes, I recently acquired these two little rascals.

@power

It all depends on if she is allergic or not!

Ah, yes. I see.

I’m also kinda like a cat, so maybe I can scare her away with my fuzz and dandruff? I’ll have to go shake out a couple blankets! 😼⬛️

I…. I… I… YOU’VE SCARED ME. I’M EVACUATING THE KINGDOM. *jumps off boat and gets eaten by a guppy*

This is happifying. I officially have -3 braincells. *explodes.*

@ellette-giselle @whalekeeper

Thank you!

It’s a beginner’s chapter book, so not very complicated. I would give it to 6-8-year-olds who love dogs.

I’m going to have a heart attack